well guys it's officially October, and that can only mean one thing: everyone's Pinterest feed overfloweth with ridiculously elaborate pumpkin decorating ideas. the last time i checked, decorating pumpkins involved laying down some newspaper, carving out a face that doesn't end up looking much like a face because wielding that knife thing is actually really hard, shoving a candle in it and calling it a day. turns out shit has gotten REAL since my pumpkin carving days- people are going all out.
Read Morefor most of my adult life, turtlenecks have been nothing but a major tbt- and not necessarily the good kind. to me, turtlenecks represent memories of the momentary suffocation you experience when putting them on, getting your hair stuck and really static-y, and going through the entire thing over again when you have to take the damn thing off.
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